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| The slice of ocean is on the right, just out of frame. |
I'm pretty sure I was born to be rich. I'm staying at the
St. Regis in Monarch Beach for two days (my kind and generous brother got a sweet deal because of his work) and it is
swank. I think I had four different bellboys help me with my carry-on bag. The balcony with my hand-delivered newspaper looks over an adults-only pool, an emerald green golf course, loads of palm trees, and a slice of the ocean. The bathroom is big enough for a dance party. There are robes and slippers for me, just like in the movies. All the linens are white and crisp and filled with down.
I feel so cozy and at home there.
Tomorrow morning I'm going for a kid-free swim and then going to the spa to sit in the steam room.
Haters gonna hate.
FYI: In a five-star hotel you still have to pay for internet access.
